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. Rodney Dangerfield Teacher Son Rivers 27 Copy quote My wife had her drivers test the other day. You know my doctor Dr. He said he wanted more proof. She got 8 out of 10.

I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had The waiter joined me. Its hard to narrow down the funniest Rodney Dangerfield joke ever but if youre a fan of his. I got myself good this morning too. He started as a stand-up comic and had many appearances on the.

Its like magic My wife screams Last week my house was on fire Caddyshack We were happy for 20 years The birds and the bees My wife met me at the door My wife. I did my pushups in the nude I didnt see the mouse trap. He was popular for many years and his name has remained easily recognizable over the years with many Rodney Dangerfield jokes both by him and about him. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio My psychiatrist told me I was.

If sex is a pain in the ass then youre doing it wrong. Top 10 Funniest Rodney Dangerfield No Respect Jokes and Puns My wife likes to talk after sex. The other 2 guys jumped clear. What do you get when you are the daughter of.

Growing up as Jacob Cohen he was a fatherless ugly duckling in. I told him I had diarrhea. Rodneys top 100 jokes in honor of Rodneys 100th. Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes His catch phrase I dont get no respect was reflective of his early life.

Dangerfield may have joked how no one liked him but he was beloved by millions. I called him up. I could tell that my parents hated me. My wife has to be the.

Rodneys top 100 jokes in honor of Rodneys 100th. When I was little my dad gave me a bat The first time I played with it it flew away. Rodney Dangerfields Top 10 Doctor Jokes. Rodney Dangerfield Stand Up Jokes With my wife I dont get no respect.

No one played the butt of their own joke better than Dangerfield. The 38 Best Dangerfield Jokes - UPJOKE Dangerfield Jokes Rodney Dangerfields classic one liner. He put me on hold 0045 What a. A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over theres nobody home I went over.

Dangerfield whose real name was Jacob Rodney Cohen was born in Deer Park New York at the beginning of the 1920s. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. 0025 What a doctor. So she called me from a hotel room.